Rubbish joke thread

One of my all time favourites:

Whats the difference between Jill Dando and Danny Baker? Danny Baker survived the door step challenge.
 
"doctor i cant stop singing green green grass of home"

"that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome"

"is that common?"

"its not unusual"
 
I wouldn't say I have bad handwriting, but a national newspaper recently named me as one of Britain's most illegible bachelors....

:oops:

David
 
^^^ 1970 The Goode Life Christmas episode?

.... and tehy wouldn't be square eggs, but cube-shaped.
 
Two jump-leads walk into a bar... The barman looks at them and says sternly, "I've heard about you two. You'd better not start anything in here!"
 
02gf74":1bd8cqpv said:
^^^ 1970 The Goode Life Christmas episode?

.... and tehy wouldn't be square eggs, but cube-shaped.

And its not 'tehy' it is 'they'...

That's the badger - The Goode Life
 
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