Rubbish joke thread
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I went to see the Red Arrows today.
There were gasps of "Ooh" and "Aah" as the crowds watched on in amazement. Near miss after near miss had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads in disbelief.
It was a good half hour's worth of entertainment, but in the end, my wife finally managed to park the car and we made our way to the air show.
There were gasps of "Ooh" and "Aah" as the crowds watched on in amazement. Near miss after near miss had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads in disbelief.
It was a good half hour's worth of entertainment, but in the end, my wife finally managed to park the car and we made our way to the air show.
Buckingham palace have confirmed that unless they receive a FULL apology from the French magazine, they will be going ahead with the planned release of topless pictures of Camilla.
Now that can't offend people as I didn't say anything about shooting the old boiler.
al.
Now that can't offend people as I didn't say anything about shooting the old boiler.
al.
feetabix":ij2te4ml said:
Shouldn't laugh but my favourite... Was clearing out the attic with the wife the other day....filthy, dirty, covered in cobwebs......
....but she's good with the kids
(Tommy Cooper....a legend)
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field............
Thank you...good night
NAILTRAIL96
Senior Retro Guru
Whats the difference between a duck?
One of his legs is both the same.
EDIT: Removed jokes on dodgy ground :? (Mod)
One of his legs is both the same.
EDIT: Removed jokes on dodgy ground :? (Mod)
