Time to take place in the shrink chair

Shrink; Okay mr Bas, please take a seat
Shrink; Tell me, what can i do for you?

Bas; Euhmmm,..Well, I kinda like old metal!

Shrink; Sorry ?, What?

Bas; Yes,..i kinda like old metal, shaped as bikes,....and you know what,..i think i am not alone!

Shrink; What? you are not alone?

Bas; No sir,..i think it is spreading around like chicken disease on wheels,..

Shrink; Oh my god!
Shrink; And what are the symptoms?

Bas; Well, I blame the internet,...on the 12th of December last year I was browsing around the internet for a picture of my bike and found an internet site; www.retrobike.co.uk
I logged in,..became a member; 2,5 months later,..Bought 4 mountainbikes and searching daily for more,...

Shrink; I am afraid I can not help you,..I think you wil have to ask them for help!

Bas; Please HELP! me!

lol,sounds very familiar to me

but we're the 'normal' ones - it's everybody else that's mad :shock:

orange71":ux8p3h4q said:

but we're the 'normal' ones - it's everybody else that's mad :shock:

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Hahaha,..you are in denile
you do not want to see the facts!

its when youre eyeing up the shrinks bike outside for tasty bits you know theres no return

andy.l":ge4vdmxl said:

its when youre eyeing up the shrinks bike outside for tasty bits you know theres no return

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there is no way back if the shrink becomes a member 2!