A, B or C.....?

chiswickcollectables":3szgc8au said:
I've done a local authority style risk assessment based on the option 'C' scenario and the two main risks I have identified are:

1. I rip the crotchal area of the trouser when bending down to pick up a fag-end.
2. I see something/someone scary and actually plop myself.

I don't think there's much to worry about as:

1. I don't smoke.
2. I'm really tough and nothing scares me.

There's always risk 3 to consider tho'.... and that's what my mother would say :(

Don't you have a butt plug you could use, you must have one lying about in your bedroom? :cool:
 
What about option D and retrieve some used ones from the wash and give them the lynx effect :LOL: Turning inside if necessary ;)
 
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