Yeah, thanks...

warpedboy2 · Aug 16, 2012

Instead of giving me a hand job, my girlfriend tried using her keyring...

I felt like I was being fobbed off

legrandefromage · Aug 16, 2012

get out!

Out!!! Go on! Get!

tintin40 · Aug 16, 2012

That joke left a nasty taste in the mouth

Easy_Rider · Aug 16, 2012

tintin40":2e6t4diz said:
That joke left a nasty taste in the mouth

Ew, you shouldn't have been stood so close!

jamabikes · Aug 16, 2012

thats the problem....he wasn't stood

Lysander · Aug 17, 2012

You know what to do..... :x

al · Aug 17, 2012

I don't get it.

Then again, I've been married 23 years!

al.

unkleGsif · Aug 17, 2012

I don't get it, and I'm getting married in 6 weeks....
...bodes well, dunnit?

G

TheGreenRabbit · Aug 20, 2012

Just wait till next time I see her. . . . .

warpedboy2 · Aug 20, 2012

TheGreenRabbit":16lx3p0z said:
Just wait till next time I see her. . . . .

Notice I said girlfriend, not wife....