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One of the problems about living in the sticks is the fact farmers chuck tons of cow muck all over the fields.

I was telling my little Spaniel lu lu off for parking her breakfast in the house until I realised...

It stinks!!

al. :(
 
rosstheboss":22kdsauc said:
Are you sure it's cow muck? The really smelly stuff is usually human...

I may have a word with the farmer then.

I do loads of poos, maybe there's a brown market in it

al. :D
 
rosstheboss":1zcsjy3m said:
Are you sure it's cow muck? The really smelly stuff is usually human...

Oh I don't know - a dog who has rolled in a big old pile of Fox poo has to be smelled to be believed!
 
Barneyballbags":v1awtfyy said:
rosstheboss":v1awtfyy said:
Are you sure it's cow muck? The really smelly stuff is usually human...

Oh I don't know - a dog who has rolled in a big old pile of Fox poo has to be smelled to be believed!

Fox poo is evil stuff. :(


I've washed out an old margarine tub so I can lay a poop in it for the farmer to look at. I'm thinking he will need to Inspect it before he puts in an order for a big load.

al.
 
al":aoabyci7 said:
I've washed out an old margarine tub so I can lay a poop in it for the farmer to look at. I'm thinking he will need to Inspect it before he puts in an order for a big load.

al.

Well, us veggies produce a far superior product you know -should command a premium.
Freshly squeezed, a reliable delivery's guaranteed.
 
ferrus":9c1azg5g said:
al":9c1azg5g said:
I've washed out an old margarine tub so I can lay a poop in it for the farmer to look at. I'm thinking he will need to Inspect it before he puts in an order for a big load.

al.

Well, us veggies produce a far superior product you know -should command a premium.
Freshly squeezed, a reliable delivery's guaranteed.

Just what I was thinking.

Are you in then? I'll have to get bigger tubs!!

al. ;)
 

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