Toilet Paper?

Three things I refuse to cheap out on: booze, coffee, and poo tickets. Life is too short.
 
I've often sat on the pan eyeing up the baby wipes. how about some kind of medicated, soothing adult wipes for blokes with big arrrises and a persistent skid mark problem?
 
poundstretcher value packs, 20 odd roles for £5..........

its only for whipping my arse with ;)

more money for food, bills...................bike bits and old rusty ford bits :cool:
 
tintin40 no wonder you got expelled, it was tracing paper, you were in art class, perhaps it was a political statement ;)
 
longun":1vplck57 said:
poundstretcher value packs, 20 odd roles for £5..........

its only for whipping my arse with ;)

more money for food, bills...................bike bits and old rusty ford bits :cool:
Yeah but you cant sit down properly!

Chopper1192":1vplck57 said:
I've often sat on the pan eyeing up the baby wipes. how about some kind of medicated, soothing adult wipes for blokes with big arrrises and a persistent skid mark problem?

Andrex washlets.
Tempted to try them myself, i mean you wipe a babies arse with wet wipes? I guess its now they have made them flushable we should revert to them.
 
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