There's a funeral directors in Southampton called R.C.Payne.

I knew a guy called Richard Harden and he always introduced him self as Dick
Seriously! The number of times I saw people having a second take when they heard his surname.

There's a woman up the road who keeps snakes called Anna Conder

her brother's a Lumber Jack named Tim Burr..

I know a guy who's well into Show Jumping: Jim Carner

and a bloke who's handy on the parallel-bars ...Jim Nastic

a mate I go camping with's called Billy Cann

but Lou Roll always gets the sh1ts..

oddly, the wild-food doesn't effect Roan Berry, or Bill Berry his brother..

we don't like to take Dick Tate as he's a bit of a control freak

and Ben Dover makes us uneasy.

Paddy Fields is away in China, enjoying the amazing culture

but Phylis Stein didn't wanna go..


no coat to impede exit...

When I were a lad, I answered the phone and someone wanted to speak to the old man.
"Who's calling?"
"Seaman, Dick Seaman"...

Used to have some customers BITD called Willy and Fanny Alcock. No joke!

And I remember a lad at school called Hamish McSporran.

I knew of a policeman called Robin Banks

DJ Mike Hunt from GTA3

I knew a guy at school called David Bennett, his was called Gordon.

My wife knew someone called Hazel Nutt.

Carl.

I know a Mr Titford and Mr Bumford. Makes me laugh each time.

At work we have a designer called Wayne Anker. He signs all his drawings W. Anker.. Have to tell new starters it's not a wind up!

Used to work with a guy called Robin Holmes, commonly known as The Burglar!

Helen Back.

So did mine!

my dad worked with ivor carr who couldn't drive.

our secondary schools liaison was called pc bacon

there are two dr's in billericay called dr death (pronounced dee-ath) and dr coughin.

When my wife was in labour the anaesthetist was called Dr Sleep... And more worrying he was the spitting image of Harold Shipman.