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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Frenchman, a Chinaman and a Nigerian all went to a night club together.
The bouncer said: "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai"
al.
The bouncer said: "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai"
al.
Sean Connery gets a phone call from his agent about a new film opportunity;
Agent: "Sean, I'm calling about a role you might be interested in. Can you make it to Pinewood Studios for 10-ish tomorrow morning?"
Connery: "Tennish? But I haven't even got a racket!"
I'll get me coat.
David
Agent: "Sean, I'm calling about a role you might be interested in. Can you make it to Pinewood Studios for 10-ish tomorrow morning?"
Connery: "Tennish? But I haven't even got a racket!"
I'll get me coat.
David
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony...
Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that, even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally...
I have loads of other bad jokes but they are massively un PC so I'm not sure this is the best place to share them!!
Tony...
Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that, even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally...
I have loads of other bad jokes but they are massively un PC so I'm not sure this is the best place to share them!!
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I'd hate to be suicidal at the Stanley knife factory.
