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Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver have separated; apparently in the divorce settlement she wants his clothes, his boots and his motorcycle!
Two gooseberries sitting in the pub. One says to the other: "I tell you, I'm not going round that Delia Smith's house again. She tried to make a fool out of me!"
On a puddings-related note, one for the scientists;
Q. How do you make rhubarb crumble?
A. Dunk it in liquid nitrogen.
David
On a puddings-related note, one for the scientists;
Q. How do you make rhubarb crumble?
A. Dunk it in liquid nitrogen.
David
In the current climate of government cuts etc., all sorts of bodies and organisations are finding that their funding has been curtailed or even got rid of completely; in sport recently, West Ham's grant was axed after being under threat for a while....
David
David
rogerthecat
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Dinosaur
What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?
A Dooyathinkhesaurus
Coat and hat on, heading for the door
What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?
A Dooyathinkhesaurus
Coat and hat on, heading for the door
