Rubbish joke thread

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves
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Russel


What do you call a dead man under a pile of leaves
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Pete :LOL:
 
time for a multiple choice joke.......

whats blue and f's old ladys






a) hypothermia
b) me in my lucky blue coat :LOL:
 
two fish in a tank and one says to the other...........

..........so who's driving this thing? ➡️ :| :LOL: ;) :oops: :facepalm:
 
To be said to cheeky bearded blokes-

Just cos you have hair round your mouth ,it doesnt give you the right to talk like a c*nt :LOL:
 
What do you call a man with a wooden head?


Edward


What do you call a man with two wooden heads?


Edward Wood


What do you call a man with three wooden heads?


Edward Woodwood


What do call a man with four wooden heads?


I don't know but I bet Edward Woodwood would!


Sorry....

:oops:


Oh, and what's Brown & sticky



A Stick.
 
ringo":3m0qc8xb said:
What do you call a man with a wooden head?
What do call a man with four wooden heads?
I don't know but I bet Edward Woodwood would!


Why does Edward Woodward have so many d's in his name?
Because otherwise he would be called Ewar Woowar
 
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