Rubbish joke thread

BoyBurning · May 6, 2011

^^^

And following on from the same series...

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: no-eye-deer

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no-eye-deer

Thankfully for you lot, I am not here all week...
But I am here all weekend...

BB

Neil · May 6, 2011

BoyBurning":1il5qqpw said:
^^^

And following on from the same series...

Have you heard the rather un-PC ones from the same series?

brocklanders023 · May 6, 2011

What do you call a man with 6 rabbits up his ar*e?

Warren.

brocklanders023 · May 6, 2011

What do you call a man with a pig on his head?

Hammed.....

What do you call a man with 2 pigs on his head?

Mohammed.....

What do you call a man with 2 pigs on his head, standing between 2 houses?

Mohammed Ali.

rosstheboss · May 6, 2011

Two parrots were sat on a perch, one says to the other:
"Can you smell fish?"

al · May 6, 2011

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

al. :roll:

tintin40 · May 6, 2011

My head hurts. I think i'm going to go bang like in the film Scanners :roll:

My U brake has been kidnapped by HMC&E :x

jonnyboy666 · May 6, 2011

The Government have hinted that there could be another bank holiday in the wake of the Bin Laden execution.

All together now ........

We're all going on Osama holiday!!!

lumos2000 · May 6, 2011

Dna of bin laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 27% coconut, 18% sugar and 6% milk. experts say this is probley due to the bounty on his head

tintin40 · May 6, 2011

i wanna move to pakistan

cos they take there 'bins' out on a Monday

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BoyBurning

Neil

Old School Grand Master

brocklanders023

brocklanders023

rosstheboss

al

tintin40

jonnyboy666

lumos2000

tintin40

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