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Ok whos had it then?


Guess who's girlfriend has booked him in next week fro my birthday er... treat.


Ive heard good things of the aftermath?
 
:LOL: Thats well funny ..... Something to look forward to on your birthday!!
 
Somebody is going to stick a warm dildo up your jacksey then pump pints of prewarmed fluid up there.
And you think this makes a good birthday present :?

Both you and your GF have serious problems ;) :LOL:


Fu** knows what you're getting this Christmas
Doesnt bear thinking about :shock:
 
dyna-ti":35pyl8wq said:
Somebody is going to stick a warm dildo up your jacksey then pump pints of prewarmed fluid up there.
And you think this makes a good birthday present :?

Both you and your GF have serious problems ;) :LOL:


Fu** knows what you're getting this Christmas
Doesnt bear thinking about :shock:

Proper laughing here...

If I were you I would be very very careful on the evening... God only knows whats planned... Elton.
 
One of my customers had that done a few months ago (NOT by me, I'm just a gardener before you get any funny ideas!!) as part of her "detox" and she told me the graphic details of what happened after ... I will never look at hosepipes the same way again!! :? Lol!!
 
Its a dare.

I accepted.


I will suffer the consequences.


However you are supposed to feel pretty energised afterwards.


Full report coming soon. haha


(looking forward to a very enjoyable poo)
 
Just have some picolax, Its a similar sort of thing without shoving things up your jacksy :LOL:
 
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