been waiting a few days for some parcels to turn up and the mrs asks me daily " has my package turned up yet ? "
to which i reply no , no notes through the door , nothing , nowt
mrs went into the garden just now ( apparently we have a garden
) as she has a small greenhouse thing ( kinda pointless as she also has an allotment )
strolls in with 5 or 6 parcels , seems the postie had left them in the greenhouse thingy
poor thing collapsed under the weight
so im now surrounded by stuff to open
mrs isnt happy as the greenhouse thingy is now fooked
"It also has a seat. I don’t use it, but you probably will for the first few years until you build up the muscle."