use to go to dominos every sunday years ago , they had a 2 for 1 carry out special so me and the mate i was living with would phone an order in , wait 10 mins then hoon through town in my escort and turn up just as it was ready . the looks on peoples faces as we would stride in and not have to wait a moment as they were sat looking like plebs was priceless
whenever we tried to get delivery they couldnt ever find the place . i guess living above a shop didnt help but we gave decent directions . once i was stood in the window lookng out across the street at the guy while on the phone shouting instructions to him Knightmare style , left 90degrees , forward , UP THE FOOKIN METAL STEPS
. sure i couldave gone out and got it off him but it was the principal of it
hate pizzas now , melted cheese covered in grease makes me feel sick and grim
"It also has a seat. I don’t use it, but you probably will for the first few years until you build up the muscle."