Not Particularly work safe, or that politically correct...i should warn.
http://www.jamesgunn.com/25-crappy-thin ... s-has-done
one of my particular faves...
"8. Von Spears, my dog, does pretty much no chores around the house. If he could just do one thing: the dishes, grabbing something from the other room when I need it, work the DVR, then it’d be easier to rationalize my feeding, bathing, and overall servitude to him. Jesus essentially made Von Spears completely useless."
http://www.jamesgunn.com/25-crappy-thin ... s-has-done
one of my particular faves...
"8. Von Spears, my dog, does pretty much no chores around the house. If he could just do one thing: the dishes, grabbing something from the other room when I need it, work the DVR, then it’d be easier to rationalize my feeding, bathing, and overall servitude to him. Jesus essentially made Von Spears completely useless."
