Truth is I'm a messy person. She knew I was and she still decided to say "Yes" when I asked the question. On the other hand, I am kind to animals and do all the cooking. Here's a plan for you rojo. Start small. Leave one or two very small and clean, preferably pretty bike related objects in strategic places around the house. I'm thinking something like some nice anodised crank bolts in something 'pastel'. If they get thrown back into the garage or shed, don't say anything, just replace them. Once they stay there for a whole week replace with anodises granny rings or something. Repeat until you have whole bikes dotted around the place!
Nice plan, but the little kids will end up throwing them around and the dogs will end up eating the bits. The shed is full with my work gear and i have made half the garage into the wifes office. So i am stuck for space