Motivational Stickers

I have a friend who is doing a 24 race solo. The obvious place for a motivational sticker is on his stem or top tube where it'll be right in his face, every darn lap.
My suggestions are-

Turn around, bright eyes.
If you stop now you'll be safe.
They're all overtaking you. And laughing.
That muscle twinge is probably serious.
I'm a Forum Hero!
Legrandfromage would refuse this bike.
Tryhard And Proud.

Anyone else suggest any ?

HTFU

I used to have one from Mint Sauce:

"This is why..."

Ein ?

(Sorry just made myself lol, how sad)

anyone too near to me when i see another rider up front would hear , attack attack attack

sleeps for sleepy people

at the end of the day , or early in the morning

you would look a right tool if nobody is recording your laps , best put an extra one in just incase

if you just slow down a bit you can pretend your infront when the fast guys come round again

if you finish you get to point at your balls coming over the line like cavendish did

just keep pedaling

2nd place is the first loser , so you might as well save the energy

spool , just giggle at spool

you can sleep when your dead and at this rate itl be the next lap so woo hoo , just one more lap

what if the organisers went home while your out here in the woods , i heard there are a few guys still out here 24houring from last year

How's about ...

Resistance is Futile!!
or
Outside the Government, Beyond the Police! (Torchwood fans only!!!! )

But I hate to ask and have to ask Green Rabbit ... what does HTFU mean?!

have to fondle umbrellas

Just do a Youtube search for Chopper Lollipops...

There on find answer will you.

"he who dares wins"

"win if you can, lose if you must, but always, ALWAYS cheat"

personally I have a little pic of Mint giving me the thumbs up on my top tube.

"The rider ahead of you is f*****g your girlfriend. Destroy him."