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 Post subject: Friday Laughs
PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:46 pm 
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English Signs from Around the World


In a Bangkok temple:


IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.


Cocktail lounge, Norway:


LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.


Doctors office, Rome :


SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.


Dry cleaners, Bangkok :


DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.


On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi :


TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.


On a poster at Kencom:


ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.


In a City restaurant:


OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.


In a cemetery:


PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES .


Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:


GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.


On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:


OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.


In a Tokyo bar:


SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.


Hotel, Yugoslavia:


THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.


Hotel, Japan:


YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.


In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:


YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS
ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.


A sign posted in Germany 's Black Forest :


IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND
WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.


Hotel, Zurich :


BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE
LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.


Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :


WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?


Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :


WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.


A laundry in Rome :


LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:51 pm 
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Cheers Tony, made me smile after a real stinker of a week :D


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theres a whole website dedicated to this

http://www.engrish.com/


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Theres a natural health drink for sale in India ,its called SMAK.
the posters read 'get SMAK ,you know its good for you' :shock:


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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