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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:28 pm 
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take it to your doctors and ask them is it right to poo this much in a single day.


Tea all over monitor :(



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retrobike rider / Gold Trader
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I have a horrible cold, and have just projectile launched snot all over my screen when I couldnt hold the laughter in any more...brilliantly funny thread!


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:52 pm 
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Get a drum and burn it ??

:oops: Errm my reference is from Platoon & jarhead :oops:


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alright heres another guess the film quote regarding poo.you could make em into bikers and cover them in tar....left hand turn clyde(small hint)


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:49 pm 
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Here's an update on the poo situation. After considering my options and fast running out of time it ruled out digging up a few paving slabs so i could bury it in the garden. My neighbours might have thought i'd put their dead cat threw the blender and was disposing of the evidence, and I didn't fancy trying to dump it somewhere it in case i got caught and had to explain to the authorities how i'd ended up with a crap load of poo (groan :roll: )

I took the good advice from you guys and went down my local caravans supplies store and bought 5 litres of blue poo fliud to help break it up. It also, thank god, got rid of the smell....got a shovel from B&Q and started to chuck it down the sewage drain and washed it down with a lot water from the hose and a few toilet flushes, took about 45 mins to do the lot :D

I'm now poo free and can worry about other more important things..like which pub i'm going to for lunch to celebrate my achievement. thanks for all your help :D :D :D

P.S I was going to ask that if i ever do meet any of you guys not to mention this incident but then i though that i'd prob not be able to resist a joke or to so i changed my mind


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Awesome stuff.. glad to here that you are no longer full of sh... I'll stop there.. :D :wink:

Enjoy your pub lunch, have a pint on me!


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I was going to say put half a sheep in it and sell it as modern art, well they did it with piss......


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don't forget to wash your hands before going to the pub :)


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National & North West AEC
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Last Friday I had the delightful experience of discovering the drains in my back yard were blocked. I called out dyno-rod to successfully clear them and carefully repressed the memory of what I had witnessed.
Unfortunately this thread has brought back the deeply traumatic vision which shall now be permanently etched upon my retinas.
If you can picture a scene similar to the 'river of slime' sequence in Ghostbusters 2, you're getting close.
It wasn't purple but it was pure evil...


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:45 pm 
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JeRkY wrote:
I have a horrible cold, and have just projectile launched snot all over my screen when I couldnt hold the laughter in any more...brilliantly funny thread!


Yea 10/4 the contents of my nose is now between the keys on the keyboard, first time i've been able to breath through my nose in 4 days, :D happy days! funniest thead in ages.


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