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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:26 pm 
Gold Trader
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1) Women always want what another woman has got. If another woman hasn't got it already, there is probably a reason why.
2) The hotter your wife/gf, the more women you will attract see point 1.
3) When thinking of wife/gf/kids you will increase your attractiveness to women by 500%.
4) Cute kids in a pram pushed by you on your own, while you are wearing your wedding ring, are the ultimate introduction aid to attractive women. See point 1.

By this reasoning, I have been single in Denmark for a total of 3 1/2 hours.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:49 pm 
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Harryburgundy wrote:
Mrs has taken the kids down to Cornwall for a long weekend with the wrinklies.....home alone for 5 days....ahhh peace.


:lol: Nice one Karl :lol: I've got to wait untill July before my Mrs & nipper go on a jolly & leave me in peace :roll: :wink:


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Thanks chaps...just cooking some dinner...bottle of wine, but can't decide on the movie
Raising Arizona or
Kung Fu Hustle



Raising I think....havn't seen it for a while :D


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:22 pm 
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Turn t' the lef', turn t' the right!!! :wink:

Cracking film! enjoy,again.

Al.


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