Aye, I joke, of course- never had a bad RTA, thank chuff, but like all of us who ride bikes, been bloody millimeter
close to nearly
having one on many occaisions.
Once though my number was really up on Madeira Drive in Brighton (naw, wisnae Eubank- at least ye can hear that fecher coming!!), when I saw a bus coming head on in my lane with a Ginger Child at the wheel, no sign of slowing down....................
Luckily it transpired it was a German bus, and the Ginner kid was in the front jumpseat whilst the proper driver was just pulling back into a better parking spot..........
But sometimes the chammy in bike shorts needs two
washes, if ye see what I mean!!
_________________Yer Power b'roight Weak, Old Maan- Oi'll tek yon Loightzaber an' Stick it Up Thy Bum!
If only they had let Dave Prowse do the voice.......
...............buy my old tat!!