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 Post subject: WARNING Christmas Scam
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:05 pm 
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I need to make you aware of a scam that is happening at supermarkets over xmas so be careful and give a 'heads up' for those men who may be regular supermarket customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a sponge and soapy water, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride home. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th, also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, and three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.


P.S. Tesco has wallets on sale 2.99 each.


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oh how i larfed.......nice gag.... :lol: :lol: :lol:


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:D :D :D absolutely brilliant.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:51 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:11 pm 
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predicatable, but dead good none the less!


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Loved it! :lol:
I genuinely never "saw" that coming, neither did Mrs Puceflange who lol'd too .
Nice :wink:

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Erm,where abouts is your local Tesco?


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Stuff your wallet full of newspaper cuttings then hang around your car making an attempt to clean the windscreen with a hankie :lol:


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