I think ameybrook wins this one
I grounded a pedal on hard tarmac cornering and slit down it 30 ft propped up on one elbow[think cheese grater],i had the bone scraped by the ground and was put on 5 antibiotics in case of bone infection,8 years on and i still cant prop myself up on that elbow without a bit of discomfort
Landed directly on head without helmet and got whiplash and have had only two parked car doors open on me ,1 i stopped in time the other the cops were involved,and the fu&*ers said i was too close to the cars,though she opened the door with her foot while fiddling with something in her bag
But bloody hell ameybrook,ive seen bad m/bike smashes that cause that amount of damage,well done on getting back on the saddle

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1976 Raleigh Chipper,1991 Muddy Fox Adventurer,1991 Claud Butler Ventoux 400 ,1992 Raleigh Diablo ,1992 Rudy Project, 1995 Cannondale M200 ,1997 Santa Cruz Tazmon ,1997 Specialized Stumpjumper ,1997 Specialized Rockhopper ,1997 Marin Quake 9.0,1998 Marin Pallisade trail ,1998 Raleigh Torus,1999 Orange Clockwork , 2005 Kona Hahanna ,2007 On-One Inbred ,2010 Orange Pure7 And of course Me Ti 
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