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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:00 pm 
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Lancia-Monte-Carlo-Spyder-NO-RESERVE-eBayprevius-15000_W0QQitemZ220294326098QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item220294326098&_trkparms=72%3A1301%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Not sure what to make of this which is a shame as I quite fancy the car. This has to be the strangest description of a car I have ever seen in all my years. In the first paragraph he starts with..

Lancias (all) Montecarlos all thousand of them you used to see.

"You do shine that for your fragrance you wear such

sweet justice that in gently passing me I would simply

recall all the joy that made you your music be all mine" - Gina



then spirals into opera, Mussolini and Hitler! It goes on and on and on

This you choose with the 1938 thinking and I am not sure if one or two of you Baylovers have not given leave to consider the two really go together and surprised you don;t apparently know that by the bid. Consider yourself not so fortunate that you have the disadvantage of not being premier of that of your own country. That you should not have such cause to live up to and not have have to throw your chest out at 5' 2". It will not be my pleasure to give this car away to somewhat mediocre suggestions of a price from the niller feedbacks on the head of a man who was nearly Deputy Furher for no less than the Rineland for the great honour of the occupation of his country by his neighbours - if Beneto like we are, are too insistently at times you may wonder inclined to back the wrong item on Prisie's Bay and assume they can forget the whole affair. Miine is a man whose about 60 and can polish them all with no more than the flash of La Mer. You always will recognise the low bidders they use Napolese Mermaids at the weekend wonder if somewhat miss spent and the gloss up the high street that it needn;t surprise any one of you whether they havent seen the listing, don't have any time to bid, or as they too busy learning Italian for the wrong purposes. The real gents isn;t it true already speak it to a fine lady and this is the pedigree of our members LANCIA. Poco poco Seneuros Bambinos de l'Italie.

Offers for the car would best be first placed by phone really an absolute joke for Gina


Enjoy a daytrip inside the mind of a madman :?


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:03 pm 
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He needs help. :D


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:09 pm 
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Can anyone make sense of this bit?

Very generally it may be said there have been offers and possibilities on the car and of course we know don;t we most of them are "maturing" or in simple terms we think of as "ingenuine" or "try-ons" if you like. To see with your own car what genuine non tyre-kickers there are and all the offers your car is likely to get, this seller we would like to think IS different to you. What this seller meant on Buy It Now or OFFER OFFERS WHATEVER THEY ARE AND ALL is exactly what is said. The car is simply better than our Cadillac so some of you are going to be a bit disappointed you never came up with any and doubt not ringing will win it and not paying for it will sell it to ten other people. But be sure of one thing any contract to exchange with cash our way means just that - won;t have us running to you. So get round your friendly bank and your Italian Job is all yours.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:17 pm 
retrobike rider / Gold Trader
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I cant even read it without my brain hurting. it looks like an internet translation taken from English to Italian and then translated back again via Russian to English.

Very odd.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:18 pm 
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So Dr S, are you going to bid or even call about this car?
If you do let us know how you get on with this person or his personalities.
I dont know much about cars and I think now, I know even less :?

Jamie


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:32 pm 
retrobike rider / Gold Trader
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Jamiedyer wrote:
So Dr S, are you going to bid or even call about this car?
If you do let us know how you get on with this person or his personalities.
I dont know much about cars and I think now, I know even less :?

Jamie


I am tempted by the car but I'm not sure if its for sale. looks like it comes with a free russian porn star called Gina :shock:

i like the way he sums up the car at the end....

NICE CAR !- FAVOURITE COLLECTIONS - Karajan?"

"No"

"Horowitz?"

"Gina"

"Gina ! - why?"

"Gina Lollobrigida I allready had her in garage..er

would you like to visit the Emporium? Go to eBay : MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS/ MORE /PIANO / Bechstein // Bluthner"

...."WOW, is that Musical !?? -- plays with M.o.t ! ?"

"Mother Off Tribes of English 'Tottors' HRH Imperial Mrs Abraham. Lincolns' Fourth Appearance"


Cuckoo!


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my mum partners has 2 Fluvias and a more recent integrale , lancias are nice .


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:18 pm 
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thank goodness for his update, he's now put the text in blue so it's easier to read.........


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:01 am 
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that is supremely dodgy.

Its obviously been translated from another language, probably direct from a foreign eBay auction - check out the guys other items and his feedback.

Avoid.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:13 pm 
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:lol:

Probably needs the money for his habit... :?


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