Retrobike Forum Index

It is currently Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:10 am

* Login   * Register * Search  * FAQ



Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 5 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: Road rage
PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:22 am 
BoTM Winner / retrobike rider
BoTM Winner / retrobike rider
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:24 pm
Posts: 5669
Location: Dorset
Coming home from a job in Swindon on Friday pm. Driving along the M3 towards Southampton and noticed a gold vectra weaving between outside and middle lane, undertaking cars and then cutting back in front of them. Didn't think too much of it other than shaking my head.
Pulled off onto the slip for the M27 and the traffic slowed up. Was crawling along the outer of 2 lanes then caught a glimpse of the Vectra driving along the hard shoulder. Next thing, a white van swerves out of the inside lane and twats straight into the front wing of my car!
We both stopped and I was gesturing to the van driver asking him what the f**k he thought he was doing. I then noticed that the Vectra had pulled up next to his passenger side and the vectra passenger was trying to smash his window witha golf club! The vectra then pissed off sharpish.
We pulled over to the hard shoulder to sort it all out (and the bloke behind me stopped as a witness).
I then got the story of what was happening from the van driver..... apparently, the vectra was being driven by 2 fat birds (his words, not mine) who had started throwing stuff (including glass bottles) at his van. He overtook them to try to get away but got caught in the traffic so pulled into the inside lane to just let them past.
The 'girls' pulled level and started shouting abuse at the van driver and his mate so the mate started waving a bag of pork scratchings at them ( :lol: ).
This made them flip completely and drive up the hard shoulder to try to beat the van passenger with the golf club!

Had to wait by the side of the M27 for an hour waiting for the police to arrive but the whole pork scratchings bit has had me laughing ever since!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Road rage
PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:36 am 
Anglian Deputy AEC
Anglian Deputy AEC
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:13 pm
Posts: 6928
Location: Livin' in a dust bowl
makster wrote:
the mate started waving a bag of pork scratchings at them


Genius :lol:


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:38 am 
retrobike rider
retrobike rider
User avatar

Joined: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:35 pm
Posts: 5804
Location: Dunkeswell, Nr Honiton, Devon
that has made me laugh, it seemed to make your accident easier to accept.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:17 am 
West Midlands AEC
West Midlands AEC
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 14, 2008 11:06 pm
Posts: 6266
Location: Stow on the Wold, Glos
:lol: pork scratchings


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:43 am 
Gold Trader / MacRetro rider
Gold Trader / MacRetro rider
User avatar

Joined: Sun May 25, 2008 11:03 am
Posts: 18217
Location: Sunny Glasgow
Hilarious :D :D :D
Puffing out your cheeks conveys the same message,should a pack be unavailable


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 5 posts ] 

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: FairfaxPat, highlandsflyer and 43 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  

About Us

Follow Retrobike

Other cool stuff

All content © 2005-2015 Retrobike unless otherwise stated.
Cookies Policy.
bikedeals - the best bike deals in one place
FatCOGS - Fat Chance Owner's Group

Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group