Two friends had gone on a girls night out, both were faithful and loving wives. However they had been over enthusiastic on Barcardi Breezes. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee so they stopped at a cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her undies and use them. Her friend however, had on a very expensive pair of undies and didnt want to ruin them. Luckily she had squat near a wreath with a ribbon on it so she decided to use the ribbon to wipe herself with. After the girls did their business they continued to proceed home.
The next day one of the husbands was concerned that his sweet, normally innocent wife was still in bed hungover, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These damn girls night out have got to stop. I am starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no undies.'
The other husband replied, ' You think thats bad. Mine is lying in bed with a card stuck up her arse that says... From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you.