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 Post subject: Daily funny
PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:41 pm 
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Well i thought i aint seen a daily funny in here in the nearly 12 months i been a member and thought it was time we had one my starter is a joke

Bob Geldof, Ozzy Ozbourne 'n Gary Glitter on a ship when it hits an iceberg

Geldof says, "save the children!"

Ozy says, "feck the children!"

Glitter says," Do you think there's time..


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:50 pm 
Retrobike's #1 Comedy Genius
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Coat, sir?.............. :P


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:04 pm 
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Lysander wrote:
Coat, sir?.............. :P


ok it aint the best in the world but i laughed when i got it and well trying to set the wheels in motion :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:12 pm 
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Apparently Mr Glitter has found god, and is seeking a role in the church.
He wants to start by entering the choir..................


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:16 pm 
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I heard he had done a 'Reggie Perrin'. Drove to the coast, left all his clothes on the shore and just swum out to sea.


He was found hours later on top of a buoy.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:42 am 
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I heard he got arrested by the fashion police for wearing a Thai on his c**k


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:47 am 
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So wrong......



yet so funny :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:23 pm 
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glenfidic whiskey have announced that gary glitter has become there best bulk buying customer!!!
once he heard they do a cheeky 12 year old that goes down really easy he had the lot!!!!!! :shock:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:57 pm 
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MAXTHEROTTI wrote:
glenfidic whiskey have announced that gary glitter has become there best bulk buying customer!!!
once he heard they do a cheeky 12 year old that goes down really easy he had the lot!!!!!! :shock:



:lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:26 pm 
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Lysander wrote:
Apparently Mr Glitter has found god, and is seeking a role in the church.
He wants to start by entering the choir..................


join the catholick chuch :lol:


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