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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:10 am 
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Who said he was penalized for slipstreaming ? That´s bullshit, how can he slipstream if he is beside him?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:49 am 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:53 am 
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That's priceless :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:14 am 
Old School Grand Master
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Brilliant Tintin :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:18 am 
King of the DuckBoard
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It's so true about the FIA. if it's not the 'Fiat' owned car then it's that bloody Mike shoemarker bloke :twisted: :lol: May be the British should join the right 'clubs :roll: know what i mean :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:24 am 
Moderator /Lincs, E & S Yorks Deputy AEC
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One of the guys on uk-mtb.com posted this:

Frankie wrote:
I love F1, but i don't always get to see it. Sometimes i just put a marble in a big mixing bowl and swirl it then watch the marble go round and round. It's not quite the same but it's a close second.


I think I might start watching marble racing....


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:11 pm 
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Go for it.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:25 pm 
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totally agree.

getting to the point that the FIA must see it's turning fans away.

i suppose that wont matter until it's turning sponsors away.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:53 pm 
Retro Guru

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I'm really surprised so many of you think it was a bad decision.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:54 pm 
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konahed wrote:
I'm really surprised so many of you think it was a bad decision.


I don't. I still think it was the correct decision.


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