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 Post subject: Re: Carlos Santana
PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 10:20 pm 
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Walked past the fridge earlier. Thought I could hear the veg singing beegees songs.



But it was just the chives talking.


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 Post subject: Re: Carlos Santana
PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:07 am 
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What has five toes but isn't your foot?






My foot.


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 Post subject: Re: Carlos Santana
PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:12 pm 
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Two goldfish in a tank
One say's to the other .....




How do you drive this thing ..
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Two parrots on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish?".


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(In a Texan accent)

Have ya’all heard about Brown Paper Pete?

Nope

Got hung south of the border

What for?

Rustling....


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 Post subject: Re: Carlos Santana
PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:39 pm 
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The manager came over to me in my local Indian restaurant yesterday evening.

"Good evening sir, curry okay?" he asked,

I said "No thanks, I can’t sing on a full stomach."


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 Post subject: Re: Carlos Santana
PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:50 pm 
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A man walks into a cafe with a goldfish under his arm
He asks the owner “do you sell fish cakes?”

The owner says no !
The man says “That’s a shame. It’s his birthday today.”


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Told Mrs hm I got a job in a bowling alley. She said “ten pin?”





I said “ no it’s permanent.”


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I was walking down the street the other day when a man said he was going to beat me to death with the neck of a guitar.

I said "is that a fret?"


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I'm looking for a new job as I can’t keep working at the cattery.

The owners have reduced meowers.


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