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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 11:52 am 
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Excellent :lol:


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Wondering if THM has been possessed by Bob Monkhouse :D


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M-Power wrote:
Wondering if THM has been possessed by Bob Monkhouse :D

Last night my wife accused me of being a transvestite.



So I packed her things and left.


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I rest my case :lol:


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Maurice: "So that when I drive it, people would say "Look at that "S" car go!""


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The History Man wrote:
M-Power wrote:
Wondering if THM has been possessed by Bob Monkhouse :D

Last night my wife accused me of being a transvestite.



So I packed her things and left.



It take's real balls to be a Transvestite ...........


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The WiFi went down last night so I wa forced to talk to Mrs hm for the evening.

I was surprised to hear she no longer works at Woolworths.


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The History Man wrote:
The WiFi went down last night so I wa forced to talk to Mrs hm for the evening.

I was surprised to hear she no longer works at Woolworths.



Was Mrs.HM equally surprised you no longer work at Rumbelows. :)


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