Have you heard the one..........

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On Saturday morning, a mountain biker gets up early, as he has for so many Saturday morning rides, and softly slips out of the bedroom.

He dresses quietly in the next room, grabs his helmet and water bottles, and goes out to pump the tires. As the garage door opens, he's confronted by icy, windswept rain.

With a sigh, he slips off his shoes, quietly returns to the bedroom, undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe he went out riding in that?"
 
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Or...get off me...you are bloody freezing. Dont wake me up again until breakfast is ready :facepalm:

Just me then ?
 
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mattbrown

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:D
 
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