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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:25 pm 
GOLD | PoTM | Rider | rBOTM
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Location: 54 Festive Road Winchcombe GLOUCS Yarp...
On Saturday morning, a mountain biker gets up early, as he has for so many Saturday morning rides, and softly slips out of the bedroom.

He dresses quietly in the next room, grabs his helmet and water bottles, and goes out to pump the tires. As the garage door opens, he's confronted by icy, windswept rain.

With a sigh, he slips off his shoes, quietly returns to the bedroom, undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe he went out riding in that?"


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:28 am 
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:lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:56 am 
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Or...get off me...you are bloody freezing. Dont wake me up again until breakfast is ready :facepalm:

Just me then ?


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Karma Queen / Cake Meisterin
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:facepalm: :lol: :lol:

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Lincs, East and South Yorks Deputy AEC
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This made me chuckle......lots


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 7:41 pm 
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did you not shower after the ride, before snuggling back up to you wife?


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