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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:13 pm 
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We have 3 cats. Cats are evil, and hate us all.

One of our cats, the male named Brodie is extra special. Not the good kind of special, more the Charles Manson kind of special, in that he's a murderous kleptomaniac. Even more so than a 'Normal' cat. He has a taste for killing, and his taste runs towards the exotic. Yes, mice, voles, rats, rabbits etc. but also slow worms, bats, Moles, and the occasional Moorhen. He laughs at squirrels, and there are no birds left within 8 gardens of our house in any direction (Our neighbours are baffled why there are no bird anymore, although said cat has been seen on their bird table eating the cake they left out for the pigeons (he empties pigeon nests before they even have feathers, we know this, as he brings us the squabs)).

Now, A while ago he came home with a raw pork chop. After chasing him round the house, our dog managed to get it from him (leaving us to get it from the dog). he came back not five minutes later with another pork chop. We shut him in for the rest of the night, and spent the next week trying to guess which neighbours went hungry that evening.

Our Problem;


Last night, he brought home a scarf. It's green and fluffy and its not ours! ...and I don't know what to do with it.



You can assume I won't be harming the cat, as much as I want to, he's an adorable little sod. :facepalm:


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:15 pm 
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Call him Gerald.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:43 pm 
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My_Teenage_Self wrote:
Our Problem;

Last night, he brought home a scarf. It's green and fluffy and its not ours! ...and I don't know what to do with it.


And you're worried that he's bored with small game and has now moved on to Human prey? (the scarf being from his first victim).

Does he look anything like this by any chance? :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:50 pm 
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Naaah more like this I reckon.....


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:14 pm 
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Youve got a real problem there. Take it from someone with experience. Its a slippery slope and before you know it.....

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 12:48 am 
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Location: I know where the stash is – the secret's safe with me. The flying squad will never find us...
don't expect to win...


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:03 am 
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simple, feed him, feed him and feed him again, till he's so fat he can't chase anything...


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:24 am 
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no birds left near your house. I can have your cat. Sounds perfect for me. F**king hate birds.


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:30 am 
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Location: I know where the stash is – the secret's safe with me. The flying squad will never find us...
have you removed his 'bits'?


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:15 pm 
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DynaCol wrote:
Does he look anything like this by any chance? :lol:


You be the judge...

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This next one was literally taken a few days after he came to live with us (at eight weeks old)

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groovyblueshed wrote:
have you removed his 'bits'?


Yep, got them off quick as he was looking at his sister in a way that he shouldn't have... You think that he thinking that if he maybe can't F*** it, he'll kill it?

My wife tried the scarf on, and it's not her colour... Bin it, or start to try and find the owner?


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