Caption contest!

S.A.S Turd Patrol scrambled after rare sighting of the elusive giant floater 'Big Al' is spotted off the coast of Cornwall...

these new sealskins are a bit much

have you done a piss in yours yet

Global warming? I remember when this was all fields

After weeks of reading the guide book, Bert and Ernie were suddenly feeling very dubious about Mountain Biking In The Lake District

"That sat-nav you got from LIDL was a great buy mate......but are you SURE this is the right way?"

"I told you there was some great riding around whales"

"told you so"

"what do you mean told you so"

"i said, told you global warming would f*** are holiday bloody yank scientists had to prodict the worst bar stewards talking it up"

Do you hear a sloshing sound?

I can definitely smell fish...