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Triathalon came about because people's therapists told them the could not run away from their problems.
So they added a swim & a cycle ride.
 
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I went round a friends the other day, I knew he had a new girlfriend that I had not met.............. I get there and the girlfriend can't seem to keep her hands off my mates crotch, every time I look at her she is fondling his junk, and my mate is getting really uncomfortable knowing that I was really freaked out, so he says to his girlfriend why do you keep grabbing my nads like this......... She says to him sorry lover but I really miss mine................. :LOL: :LOL:
 
I have just paid £150 for 4 legs of venison...!

Is that two deer?

:xmas-big-grin:
 
What are the best shoes to wear to the Train Station ?


Platform heels :facepalm: :xmas-big-grin:
 
Two blokes in the pub are arguing about who's the biggest liar.
One says to the other, "I went over the Niagara falls in a wheelbarrow last week."
The other says, "I know, I saw you."
 
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