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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:14 pm 
Anglian Deputy AEC
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Is it just me or is anyone else getting constantly bitten by midges, f**king things takes chunks out of my legs every evening when I am outside. Insect repellant does work but is a pain in the arse to put on for a few moments outdoors. Or am I just irresistable to the things 'cos I give off so many male hormones.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:50 pm 
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Avon Skin So Soft?

As used by Royal Marines................... :wink:


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vaselin 24hr moisture works just as god saved me out in iraq from the midges i was in basara all swamp land and midge heaven :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:21 pm 
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Lysander wrote:
Avon Skin So Soft?

That works for me. The little b@$t@rds love me. Tried to give the Braemar ones there annual feed last weekend, but they didn't find me :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:26 pm 
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When I did 10undertheBen my gf's Auntie chucked some "Avon Skin so soft" my way to combat the midges. I thought she was trying to make a fool of soft southerners :oops:

I was amazed to see No fuss events selling it by the bucket load at fort William. Shame it worked for my mate & not me.

I'll bring some this thursday (Chicksands) for you to try out rekiborter :)


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