Not a lot of people know that! 
I believe that the moon is a cube. I have 100,000 labour members that support me in this issue. 300,000 new members to the party, more of whom than not will vote for me to remain as leader, confirm my position on this matter.
Just to add to my support, I recently sat on the floor of a train with unoccupied seats, being filmed in order to sympathise with others that have to do so, on a daily basis. When there are no seats.
I'm also trying to attract more women/mums to the party, in support of me, by stating that it's sexist of the cuboid moons to all go for a pint after work/nightshift. It stinks of inequality, as women need to get home to their children. I will not stand for it in my party, nor will my other remaining parlimentarian!
If my own parliamentary members resign as they have been - along with any other member of any other party * - think it's spherical, so be it! They're wrong. I have 100,000 people behind me. With more unconfirmed , as above.
How I manage to persuade the majority of nearly 70 million people in this country that it is a cube, and win the next general election, is what we in the shadow cabinet are working on.
David Icke, aka GOD, claims to have made the moon spherical, so he can blow on the edge of it to make it spin, without anyone knowing, just for fun. Well, we all have our cross to bear. :shock: :facepalm:
He is obviously wrong :roll: What does HE know?
Your satirical interjections, please
JC
* UKIP don't give a toss, if it doesn't have a BRITISH passport, it can't travel in U.K. airspace!
I believe that the moon is a cube. I have 100,000 labour members that support me in this issue. 300,000 new members to the party, more of whom than not will vote for me to remain as leader, confirm my position on this matter.
Just to add to my support, I recently sat on the floor of a train with unoccupied seats, being filmed in order to sympathise with others that have to do so, on a daily basis. When there are no seats.
I'm also trying to attract more women/mums to the party, in support of me, by stating that it's sexist of the cuboid moons to all go for a pint after work/nightshift. It stinks of inequality, as women need to get home to their children. I will not stand for it in my party, nor will my other remaining parlimentarian!
If my own parliamentary members resign as they have been - along with any other member of any other party * - think it's spherical, so be it! They're wrong. I have 100,000 people behind me. With more unconfirmed , as above.
How I manage to persuade the majority of nearly 70 million people in this country that it is a cube, and win the next general election, is what we in the shadow cabinet are working on.
David Icke, aka GOD, claims to have made the moon spherical, so he can blow on the edge of it to make it spin, without anyone knowing, just for fun. Well, we all have our cross to bear. :shock: :facepalm:
He is obviously wrong :roll: What does HE know?
Your satirical interjections, please
JC
* UKIP don't give a toss, if it doesn't have a BRITISH passport, it can't travel in U.K. airspace!
