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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:39 pm 
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My day job involves Network Security/Administration and we have some 'perimeter security' software that inspects every single email, incoming and outgoing and takes appropriate action based on criteria we define....one of the things it does very well is catch SPAM emails and i've noticed some brilliant 'subject lines' this week that made me laugh....here are some of what we have 'caught' this week:

Cat mauls owner in horror attack
Tornado in New York destroys city
Elton John dies in rocket ship :lol: :lol: :lol:
Pope killed by assasin in Vatican City
utter and complete domination now possible
Ninja attack in New York Times Square
Michael Jackson Dies in Bed
Queen Elizabeth abducted in Tibet

'Elton John dies in rocket ship' has to be one of the funniest I have seen ever. :lol: :lol: :lol:



P.S I wouldn't recommend opening ANY of these messages if you happen to end up with some in your Inbox !!!


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:41 pm 
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Classic :lol: :lol:


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ah, if only they were true... :D


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:17 pm 
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WHAT !!!!! Elton John is still alive !!!!!!!


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:32 pm 
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utter and complete domination now possible


this sounds interesting on several fronts..........


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:00 pm 
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Todays 'jewels' :

Queen Elizabeth abducted in Tibet
Stray javelin kills promising US sprinter
Customized Stockings for your Pet

:roll:


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Sounds like somebody has been "reading" the Daily Sport..... or the Daily Mail :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:12 am 
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Fridays 'catch' so far...

Paris wardrobe malfunction
Cats skinned alive in Alabama

:lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:13 am 
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Mermaid discovered off NZ coast
nazi Toddlers Ruined My Birthday
Sarah Jessica Parker Arrested For Gross Negligee
Teenage Girl obviously Having Affair With Bat
Horse gets swallowed by snake


Ok...I'll stop now.... :oops:


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