Don't hit me or anything but i once took up road riding/ time trialling to complement my off road training of course!
Whilst bombing round the Mountbatten centre cycle track at about 30 mph, Rob Hayles blasted past me like i was going backwards, hell there was even airwash!
All i remember seeing was his balloon like calves pumping up and down in the distance.
Got my vengeance when we went to a MTB race together where i was convinced he would finish in the top three and he came sixth.
I finished fourth.
Alright... he was in the expert class and i was in juniors!