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 Post subject: Faux Pas Grande!
PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:16 pm 
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I was visiting my mom in hospital again today, where she has been for a few weeks. During this time wife is away in London sorting out property most of the time, bar the odd day.

So I get talking to this one family and especially this woman who approached me to apologise after I almost wound up fighting with her brothers. Short version they were drunk and crowding the door of the hospital and I ended up calling the police thinking they were clients of a next door drug dependency unit.

She came to tell me they were just her drunk family and I called off the police, but that was the start of her pouring her heart out to me for now two weeks every time she sees me.

Today I asked if she was married, and within the next five minutes I suggested we get a coffee.

Response was, "I would love to, let me get a babysitter."

I really meant just a coffee, where upon she can bend my ear and perhaps I can help solve some of the problems she is facing. I assumed she was aware this was not an 'approach'.

Now I am wondering how to deal with her tomorrow.

She asked for my number, I told her I would give her it 'tomorrow'.

I really like this woman, and my wife is perfectly fine with me reaching out to anyone in trouble.

So should I bang her?


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 Post subject: Re: Faux Pas Grande!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:25 am 
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highlandsflyer wrote:

So should I bang her?


Why you old romantic fool you :mrgreen:



PS. Just remember the brothers.


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 Post subject: Re:
PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:45 am 
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almost choked on my toast and tea!!! :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Faux Pas Grande!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:01 pm 
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highlandsflyer wrote:
my wife is perfectly fine with me reaching out to anyone.

So should I bang her from in front or behind?


Even when a wife is being quoted it seems that my selective hearing works fine, I've edited your post to exactly what I heard.


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 Post subject: Re: Faux Pas Grande!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:08 pm 
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Mr Flyer, you did right to come to your old mate Chops with this problem.

If she looks like Carol Vorderman then you should bang her. If the didn't, then a quick tit J Arthur would keep her quiet.


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 Post subject: Re:
PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:09 pm 
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lol! yeah, what about a progress report..... did you have to buy her coffee......?!


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 Post subject: Re: Faux Pas Grande!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:29 pm 
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Disgusting.


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 Post subject: Re: Faux Pas Grande!
PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:45 am 
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We went for a meal, and ended up laughing about the awkwardness of what happened. Then we got a hotel and hammered at it until dawn. Filthy minx!


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 Post subject: Re: Faux Pas Grande!
PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:26 am 
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The wife or the milf?


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 Post subject: Re: Faux Pas Grande!
PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:49 am 
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My wife is a milf! To me, anyway. The wife is also not tagged on to the end of a hapless jest.


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