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 Post subject: Bear Grylls
PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:12 pm 
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New series just started C4 (UK)

WTF :shock:

only ten mins in and he's pissed on his t-shirt and wrapped it about his head,now eaten a scorpion he found in the sand,he described it as' a burst of puss in his throat'

the mans insane


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:15 pm 
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thats the old series,the NEW one is on discovery ;) quality stuff.


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I just love the way he eats bugs and stuff. Bite it's head off and chew it with your mouth open so you can get the full effect. Hard as nails.


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only ten mins in and he's pissed on his t-shirt and wrapped it about his head,now eaten a scorpion he found in the sand,he described it as' a burst of puss in his throat'


Thing is too, he's only on Blackpool Beach.................


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:21 pm 
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havnt got discovery so new series to me,lol


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Makes Ray Mears look like a boy scout, they should to a series together


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:30 pm 
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mattbrown wrote:
Makes Ray Mears look like a boy scout, they should to a series together


Bear - "eat this Ray"
Ray - "what is it?"
Bear - "Its a scorpion I've just found in the sand"
Ray - "F*ck off"
Bear - "Boy Scout"

I'd watch.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:06 pm 
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Russell wrote:
mattbrown wrote:
Makes Ray Mears look like a boy scout, they should to a series together


Bear - "eat this Ray"
Ray - "what is it?"
Bear - "Its a scorpion I've just found in the sand"
Ray - "F*ck off"
Bear - "Boy Scout"

I'd watch.


Lol

...next week...Bear empties the contents of some big animal's stomach / lower intestine in to his throat in order to survive. I saw the "next time" bit - it scared me.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:07 pm 
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think that was camel crap he was wrenching the water from,barf


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:53 pm 
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I think the missus fancies him- stubbed her toe on the settee when he took his shirt off :lol: Never mind, I like Billie Piper :P

That Bear G bloke is nuts, mind you, he'd be dead by now- He managed a lick of a rock and some mud water in a day, he would last about a hour without the crew out there. He can't even light a fire :roll: Mears would kick his skinny butt!


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