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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 2:29 pm 
BoTM Winner / retrobike rider
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Joined: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:24 pm
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Location: Dorset
Dear Bill, I am a 42 yr old mother. I left for work but after a mile or so, my car broke down.
I had to walk home again, and on arriving home I found my 16 year old babysitter handcuffed to the bed in her school uniform, sucking my husbands cock. I am devastated!
Can you help?

Dear Susie, a common cause for this is dirt in your carburettor.
Don't let your fuel drop too low in the tank.
Hope this helps.


PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:35 pm 
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Location: Don't mess with monkeys, man
Got this, years ago, can't remember where I found it...

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?



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