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Ian Raleigh
 Post subject: Funnyish joke...lol
PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:36 pm 
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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant replied, "Are you Irish?"

The man, clearly offended, said, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me... if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant replied, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The man said.... "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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mullinino
 Post subject: Re: Funnyish joke...lol
PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:55 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Funnyish joke...lol
PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:09 am 
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Oh f*ck off! I cried with laughter at that! :lol:

But then I would wouldn't I... :P
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mullinino
 Post subject: Re: Funnyish joke...lol
PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:44 am 
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yes,you would.and that IS a racist joke,so I AM crying Racism....this place has gone to the dogs,really....hey,why don't you change 'Irish' for 'autistic' or 'black' or 'anyone but me' and write it out again? Yeah,cool.I'm not offended,but I thought we were above all that Jim Davidson shit round these here parts.I remember when all this was fields and we all got along.... :roll:


:cry: me crying racism...
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We_are_Stevo
 Post subject: Re: Funnyish joke...lol
PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:13 am 
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Christ all f*cking mighty!

Now I know the lunatics really have taken over the asylum! :facepalm:
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mullinino
 Post subject: Re: Funnyish joke...lol
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'lol'
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Ian Raleigh
 Post subject: Re: Funnyish joke...lol
PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:18 am 
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I have another Irish joke but I feel one may hang himself, so I'll not put it up!!!

I lied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two Irish fella's go into their local dole office and start looking for jobs
Paddy spots one job and tell his mate Murphy that there is a job going
here for tree' fella's, Paddy says thats no good there are only two of us.
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 Post subject: Re: Funnyish joke...lol
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We_are_Stevo
 Post subject: Re: Funnyish joke...lol
PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:21 am 
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That'd be like accusing this bloke of being anti-semitic!

Yacov Moshe Maza 8)

...Google him!

Or Chris Rock of being a racist!

They probably wouldn't even allow 'Desmonds' on TV these days because it's too 'stereotypical...' :facepalm:
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mullinino
 Post subject: Re: Funnyish joke...lol
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ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out....class....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svLyyzBC_qI
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