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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:14 pm 
Karma Queen / Cake Meisterin
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Mr Panda wrote:
Isaac_AG wrote:
What is a pirates favourite asset


His aaaarrrrrssssse



:lol: :lol: :lol:

you bin thinkin these up all day?

What happens when pirates have sex?

AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGASSSSMS!!!!!

:shock:


:lol: :lol:

That was my 11 year old daughter's one

Love yours

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 Post subject: Re: Why....
PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:16 pm 
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Are grumpy pirates a little stern?

Just made that up. Sorry.


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 Post subject: Re: Why....
PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:22 pm 
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The History Man wrote:
Are grumpy pirates a little stern?

Just made that up. Sorry.
No, they're just anchor-y.


Yup, made that one up, too.












Alrighty, then, where did I put that coat of mine?......


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 Post subject: Re: Why....
PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:12 pm 
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A 6' 4" pirate goes into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head and orders a very, very, very large dark rum, without ice. The bartender says nothing, just pours the huge glass of rum and hands it to the pirate, without even asking if he wants a cherry or umbrella.
He looks at the (rather handsome) pirate, draws himself up to his full height of 5' 8" and asks "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"HAAAAArrrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:21 pm 
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Mr Panda wrote:
..."bounty on me head!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: Best one yet. I now have a new favorite pirate joke, thanks!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:21 am 
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Q: Which ancient Greek lyric poet do pirates like the best?
A: PindARRR.


Q: If a pirate were to recite one of the Olympian odes by the aforementioned poet, which one would it be?

A: The XIth Nemean Ode, “To ARRRistagoras, the Prytanis of Tenedos, son of ARRRchesilaus.”


Q: If that same pirate were then to recite a 20th-century poem about the nature of poetry, what would it be?

A: “ARRRs Poetica” by ARRRchibald MacLeish.


Q: What if he went on to recite a poem by Sir Walter Scott?

A: “LochinvARRR.”


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:23 am 
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Q: What might a pirate encounter if he were to enter the the Caves of Caerbannog in search of the Holy Grail?

A: The legendary Black Beast of Aaaaaarrr!!!


Q: And where might he find the Grail?

A: In the Castle ARrrr!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEcvSq4SDkc


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:06 pm 
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Mr Panda wrote:
A 6' 4" pirate goes into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head and orders a very, very, very large dark rum, without ice. The bartender says nothing, just pours the huge glass of rum and hands it to the pirate, without even asking if he wants a cherry or umbrella.
He looks at the (rather handsome) pirate, draws himself up to his full height of 5' 8" and asks "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"HAAAAArrrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

:P


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I told this to my 11 and 13 year old, they didn't quite get it, they were thinking of the chocolate bar :roll: I shall tell it to my hubby instead.

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

Alison


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 Post subject: Re: Why....
PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:29 pm 
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On bonfire night do they light piratechnics?





Sorry, made that up as well :facepalm:


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