Mr Panda wrote:
A 6' 4" pirate goes into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head and orders a very, very, very large dark rum, without ice. The bartender says nothing, just pours the huge glass of rum and hands it to the pirate, without even asking if he wants a cherry or umbrella.
He looks at the (rather handsome) pirate, draws himself up to his full height of 5' 8" and asks "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"HAAAAArrrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
I told this to my 11 and 13 year old, they didn't quite get it, they were thinking of the chocolate bar
I shall tell it to my hubby instead.
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!
You can't buy happiness but you can buy a bike and that's pretty close
Sneaking in components behind hubbies back Shhhh!!!
1995 Marin Bear Valley SE
1988 Specialized Rockhopper Comp