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 Post subject: Why....
PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:56 pm 
P.o.T.M. Winner / MacRetro Rider
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Why are pirates pirates?


:?:



Because they Haaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



:D


Well it cheered me up :xmas-cool:


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 Post subject: Re: Why....
PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:01 am 
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That blokes a NUTTER :!: :!: :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Why....
PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:55 am 
Karma Queen / Cake Meisterin
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Pirate jokes eh?

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!

Walking away with me coat matey :lol:

Alison


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 Post subject: Re: Why....
PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:18 pm 
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My favorite Pirate joke:

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel on his pants?




:?:






Arrr......it's driving me nuts!
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 Post subject: Re: Why....
PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:03 am 
Karma Queen / Cake Meisterin
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Or

What shivers at the bottom of the sea?

A nervous wreck …

Just keeping the Al moment :D

Al,,,ison

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 Post subject: Re: Why....
PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 7:59 pm 
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Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye’s literary theory are pirates especially fond?

A: ARRRchetype.


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 Post subject: Re: Why....
PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:27 pm 
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What's a pirates favorite drink?

ARRRRRCHERS and lemonade :facepalm:

What's a pirates favorite show on the radio?

the ARRRRRCHERS :facepalm:

What's a pirates favorite aninmal?

an ARRRRRDVARRRK! :facepalm:


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 Post subject: Re: Why....
PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:55 pm 
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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
















RRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?







No, it's the C (sea) that they love.
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 Post subject: Re: Why....
PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:09 pm 
Karma Queen / Cake Meisterin
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What is a pirates favourite asset


His aaaarrrrrssssse


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 Post subject: Re: Why....
PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:41 pm 
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Isaac_AG wrote:
What is a pirates favourite asset


His aaaarrrrrssssse



:lol: :lol: :lol:

you bin thinkin these up all day?

What happens when pirates have sex?

AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGASSSSMS!!!!!

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