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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:51 am 
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i'm happy........and skint.....end!!


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:19 am 
P.o.T.M. Winner / MacRetro Rider
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Location: In the foothills of the foothills of The Cairngorm Massif :D
maybe he has a very small cock :lol:

....and as for that RGJ nonsense - really :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:50 am 
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Years ago I was diagnosed with cancer. The new car on the drive and the nice house was not going to make me live a minute longer or happier.
If he is fully happy with his lot, why has he started digging up his mates from 30 years ago?


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:21 pm 
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if i had loads of dosh and a db 9 ;i would make sure everyone knew
infact when i buy my next car prob a smart'
be straight on facepage :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:07 pm 
King of the Skip Monkeys
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I have had many implosions over the years, some all too public on RB and some private - I am alive and I am happy with that. Thats a gift the keeps on giving.

Everything else is just a bonus....



* small penis - very likely or he's just a jammy git.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:12 pm 
Gold Trader / PoTM Winner / RB Rider
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Location: 54 Festive Road Winchcombe GLOUCS Yarp...
legrandefromage wrote:
I have had many implosions over the years, some all too public on RB and some private - I am alive and I am happy with that. Thats a gift the keeps on giving.

Everything else is just a bonus....



* small penis - very likely or he's just a jammy git.


And you have your badges :)


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:15 pm 
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Location: The Home Of Mountain Biking, And All Great Things.
Why on earth do people find it a comfort to think someone has a small penis? During my years as a rent boy I slept with literally hundreds of rich men. To a man, they were all hung like donkeys.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:46 am 
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highlandsflyer wrote:
Why on earth do people find it a comfort to think someone has a small penis? During my years as a rent boy I slept with literally hundreds of rich men. To a man, they were all hung like donkeys.


Absolutely, I'm not rich but using that criteria I should be.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:54 am 
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Chopper1192 wrote:
I never used to wonga as a benchmark for success, but commonly human and an Aston Martin and your own island, even a small one, is pretty awesome.

Does the island have a hollowed-out volcano, a monorail and a host of minions in orange boiler-suits? If not, it's not worth worrying about. If it does, then get MI5 onto him, 'cos he's clearly a Bond Baddie.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:03 am 
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Hans Scorpio!


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