The parole board said my jokes were so awesome and cheered all the lifers up so much I could go early.
I do miss my cell mate though, he had lovely smooth skin and such a gentle touch.
Hell no! I don't actually ride a bicycle.
'93 J.P Morgen, '93 KHS Montana Team FXT, '95 Pascal Blanc Explosiv, '96 Rocky Mountain Element Race, '95 Softride Contour Powercurve '92 Trek 9000, '96 Barracuda Tia 'hot rod', '89 Muddy Fox Courier Comp, '99 Sunn Exact Disc (Projects) 89 Haro Extreme, '89 Rudge bi-frame, 91 Carrera Katmandu, Kawasaki KMB 450, Ferraroli California Performance, 50's Rudge 'hot rod'