There is only one flaw in your joke it was an extremely quick birth
I've never known anyone to give birth in just 7 hours usually 24.
When our daughter was born (3 weeks premature) My Mrs woke me up at 2am to complain of indigestion
, at 3am I suggested she might be in labour only to be disagreed with
, by 4am I was on the phone to the hospital saying I thought she was in labour, she was in denial and the hospital said while it sounded like she was - it would be hours, I decided we should go anyway, the hospital announced we would be sent home if not or too early and so I said ok, and we got there at 5am, SWMBO was examined and confirmed well into labour and by 8.30am I was holding a small bundle of joy
all natural and no time for pain killers, just over 6 hours from beginning to end.