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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:40 pm 
King of the Skip Monkeys
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Damn suddenly stopped

Retrogeeksonbicycles is about the only thing left working!


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:42 pm 
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After birth all over a crucial server?


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:44 pm 
King of the Skip Monkeys
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I was so ugly they slapped the mother...

I was so ugly, they took the afterbirth home...


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:47 pm 
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In was so ugly my middle name is Breezeblock.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:48 pm 
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LGF was so ugly he had shutters on his pram.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:50 pm 
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I was so ugly even Bernard Manning refused to make a joke about me.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:52 pm 
King of the Skip Monkeys
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''My god! He's hung like a bear!!''

''Thats the umbilical cord, Mr. Windsor''


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:55 pm 
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The nurse holding him observed he appeared to be attempting to suck her blood. Lizards!


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:30 pm 
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I was so ugly....



Who am I kidding, I was gorgeous.



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:04 pm 
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When I was born, my dad told my nan I was going to be called Cosmos. He admitted it was a joke a whole three days later, she wasn't too impressed either way!


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